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jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

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dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

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drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

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I tell my friends to slap me if they ever think I’m getting full of myself.

I tell my friends to slap me if they ever think I’m getting full of myself.

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dont-trustyourfeelings:

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

It’s too early to be thinking about this shit

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prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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finchcortes:

Has anyone mentioned this picture yet because I’m still laughing at it

finchcortes:

Has anyone mentioned this picture yet because I’m still laughing at it

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